Donald Trump Can’t Handle the Truth : Political Humour by Frank Giorno

A message to Boss Trump from Jack Nicholson – You Can’t Handle The Truth!

Trump you, and your bone spurred heels, just  Can’t Handle the Truth!

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Donald “Big Boss Man” Trump Can’t Handle the Truth…so he lies and lies and lies…so much so that he has set many of his pants on fire. Photo courtesy of Pinterest.

So you lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie. You lie so much you are starting to resemble a rug! Bad-a -boom.

You are such a liar that you have set numerous of your pants on fire! Badda bing!

You have had to order a supply of fresh, fire proof, Trump pants from Trump clothing manufacturers in Bangla Desh and China. Yep! Trump is lying when he tells you he will force American companies to manufacture in the US and create jobs.

Maybe for others, but not for Boss Trump. Gee Willy, just do as Boss Trump says and don’t worry about the the lying he does. OK? Don’t worry be happy!

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Trump! Drain thyself.

Hey Big Boss Trump! Liar Liar your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Ba ba ba boom!

Let’s hear the truth about Big Bad, Mad Dog, Donald “The Lying Twit” Trump. Here is a classic by the Castaways that sums it up nicely.

And while Big Boss Trump is being such a wooly bully, attacking war hero John McCain, nice guy President Barack Obama,  and straight talking Florida Congresswoman, Frederica Wilson ; weasely Republican senate majority leader Mitch McConnell; befuddled Attorney General Jeff Sessions; cool as a cumber Republican Senator Bob Corker and many, many, many more. A virtual cast of thousands bullied by President Wooly Bully Boss Trump.

Please add the names of others bullied, by the Wooly-Bully-in-Chief , Trump the Grump right here.

In fact, Big Boss Trump is such a bully, that being his best friend won’t prevent him from bullying you or even firing you, right Mooch? Right Dr. Evil Steve Bannon? Right Paul Manafort, Mr. Russia! Right, Roger Stone-face, international man of mischief! Right Corey Lewandowski! Right, Sean Spicer! Right, right, right, right,

Might as well get the scoop about bullying from….are you kidding me? First Lady Melania Trump is making anti-bullying her life’s calling. Poor gal obviously has gotten first hand, eh? But, give me a friggin break here.

Forget Melania, let’s go with the classic bully song from Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs — Wooly Bully!

Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Holy Shit! Mexicans and Muslim extremists all rolled into one, Mr. Trump, oh no!

Trump’s loss-victory is a pyrrhic victory by Frank Giorno: A Northern Blog – The world seen through northern eyes

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Donald Trump, America’s political cannibal will have plenty of sharpened knives coming after him over the next four years. His loss-victory is a pyrrhic victory. It comes with too great a cost for Trump. He has angered and enraged too making Americans. His four years will be a constant series of scandals and defeats.

Donald Trump has won a pyrrhic victory.

So he won the presidency of the United States.

Big deal…he actually lost.

A pyrrhic is a victory or goal achieved at too great a cost. Remember this term when thinking about Donald Trump’s so called victory.

In another country, but the undemocratic United States, Donald Trump would have lost hands down.

So Trump’s loss-victory has come at too great a cost for him. His lack of release of information on his income tax returns will haunt him. Don’t think for a minute the media will let up on this.

What dirty secret is Trump hiding? Why won’t he just release his tax info if he has nothing to hide?

And though Wikileaker Julian Assange, with two outstanding sexual assault charges against him, has cozied up to Trump, while holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London; that is not to say other cyber leakers won’t gladly hack away until they release the juiciest tidbit secret info out there for hackers to chomp on.

Trumps unusually close relationship with Russian Billionaire Dictator Vladimir “No Disputin'” Putin will hound him and come back to bite Trump in the ass.

Already Republican Senator Lindsay Graham of South Carolina is calling for a senate investigation into the meddling of Russia in the US election.

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Senior Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has called for a Senate investigation into Russia’s incursion into the recent American election. Official Senate Photo

Trump’s lies to the American working class will strangle him…he promised extremely rich people at a recent dinner at Club 21 in New York they will get major tax cuts.

Folks you cannot give your pals in the Establishment on Wall Street and still implement a $1 Trillion infrastructure program promised by Trump without bankrupting the US….come to think of it…Trump will do very well bankrupting the US treasury, he has had six already…what is a seventh, eh.

Trump already starts out in a hole. He has has 2 million less supporters the winner-loser Hillary Clinton. That is like starting in a trench to begin his administration. He is going to have to work like the dickens just to get to ground level with Americans.

Also Trump has hitched his horse to the worst aspects of American society elements that have been thoroughly trounced and rejected in the US since at least the Mid-1950s…I am talking about racists in the KKK, his chief advisor Steven Bannon the guru of the alt.right conspiracy; anti-semitic rants at home though conflictingly pro-Israel won’t fool the US Jewish Anti-Defamation League.

His anti-women stance astonishingly garnered him the support of 53 percent of fearful white women. He actually did better with women than straight-laced Mits Romney.

But when things settle down and all the hate talk dissipates some of these white women will recall his grab them by the pussy remark wonder why they voted for that pig.

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Trump’s admiration for Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke won’t win him many converts to make up for the 2 million vote deficit he will be starting with on the dawn of his presidency.

His anti-immigration, anti- Mexican, anti- Muslim stance cost him votes in this election and will lose him more in the future.

Now that Trump is the president he will become the focus of major leaks about his taxes, his lawsuits, his conflict of interests, the depth of his own personal foreign indebtedness.

The first major challenge for Trump will be the fraud lawsuits pertaining to Trump University later this month.

With so many problems in his personal finances why would this megalomaniac Trump want to be president.

The knives are already poised to rip Trump apart and the pyrrhic victory is all he can claim.

He has antagonized too many people including senior Republican Party Officials who will not bow down to this cretin despite his loss-victory in the election.

Many of his challengers that he so brutally eviscerated during the Republican Primaries will be among the first to take the first stabs at Donald.

… except for Senator Ted Cruz, whose sucking up to Trump after Trump thoroughly humiliated him, his wife and his family is a classic case of political masochism.

President Trump is ripe for the picking.

As the Rolling Stones sang Let it Bleed.

Pencey and the Brain

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

It’s Pencey and the Brain
Pencey and the Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll over throw the Earth
It’s Pencey, Pencey, Pencey and the
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Pencey: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: Same thing we always do Pencey, plan to take over the world!