(Sung to the tune of I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts)

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing Roll up bowl a ball a penny a pinch

There stands Donald Trump, he’s not very foosy
Lowers his hand and grabs them by the poosy
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables

Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch

There’s Ivana Trump, she once was his wife
Formerly the idol of his life
But he whacked her in the head
And screwed Marla Maples instead
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, roll up bowl a ball

Ive got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables

There’s Rudy Giuliani
He’s such a dink
His old man robbed a bank
So they sent him to the clink
Every word he says is
What Donald thinks

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables

There’s David Duke,
He’s such a puke
Walks around in white sheets
Burning crosses all day with the KKK
Cause he hates everybody
But Donald is his buddy and that makes him OK

Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball

A penny a pincccccchchhhhhhhh,

Ladies and gentlemen more Trump Deplorables he’s a got quite a lovely bunch you know!