Clinton Wins! But Still Loses – FBI Steals Election for Trump

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Folks it ain’t all that bad!

Consider – look beyond the rigged political system to see this – Hillary Clinton won the popular vote 48 to 47 present over Donald Trump.

The Democrats gained several seats in the Senate and now have 48 seats to the Republicans 51. Keep this in mind, not all those 51 Republican Senators are not Trump lackeys.

The arrogant Mr. Trump should keep this mind Job 1:21 – ” The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. ”

His razor thin win/loss does not give him carte blanche to implement a radical and careless amputation of Obama’s policies.

The outcome in the American election was way closer than the Brexit referendum – another instance when white supremacist and nativist reaction ruled the day in Britain as they voted in favour of leaving the European community.

How closer can it be? Clinton won. 48 percent. The system is rigged in favour of the Republicans who for the second time in the last 16 years gain the presidency with less votes than the Democrats.

And this is why before Obama leaves office he must order an investigation into FBIgate. The unbelievable and blatant dirty trick that stole the election from Hillary Clinton.fbi_comey-0dc08

What James Covey the FBI director did and the apparent pro-Trump FBI faction in New York City did is far more serious and then any thing Hillary Clinton’s emails have done.

The Department of Justice should find out who the rogue FBI pro-Trump faction consist of and fire them. They should look to see if Trump provided them with any perks and inducements such as free access to his golf courses.

According to Politico, James Kallstrom is the former FBI agent and pro-Trump supporter who claims he is channelling current FBI outrage over the mishandling of the Clinton emails. According to Politico Kallstrom who has openly endorsed Trump has spoken to FBI agents who are active in the Clinton email investigation.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/jim-kallstrom-fbi-clinton-investigation-230731

Is Kallstrom the conduit for FBI leakers in the eye of the storm created by Comey’s questionable actions? Which active FBI agents did Kallstrom speak to gain access to  confidential information about the Anthony Weiner investigation and linked it to Clinton’s email scandal?

The role of Rudolf Giuliani should also be investigated in this Trump rump in the FBI in NY city. As former the former senior District Attorney for the NY area and also as Mayor of NY City Giuliani no doubt developed and cultivated close relations with the FBI…and now Giuliani will become the next Attorney General of the US.

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According to the Daily Beast, Giuliani two days prior to the Comey announcement told Fox News

“I think he’s [Donald Trump] got a surprise or two that you’re going to hear about in the next few days. I mean, I’m talking about some pretty big surprises.”

Pressed for specifics, he said: “We’ve got a couple of things up our sleeve that should turn this thing around.”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/03/meet-donald-trump-s-top-fbi-fanboy.html

There is urgency in conducting an investigation before inauguration because when Rudolf Giuliani becomes Attorney General the cover up will begin with forensic completeness.

I hope Political Scientists study the impact that this bold and illegal move by the FBI had on stealing this election.

I have no doubt that Comey’s actions turned enough luke-warm Clinton supporters off and they didn’t vote. That was enough to steal the election in Trump’s favour.

Hillary and her association to Bill Clinton ultimately sunk her as did her stupidity in going to a private email server…what was the woman thinking of?

Has she ever explained why she breached government protocol of using government computer and email systems. That is the most puzzling question I have in my mind.

However, in her defense, we have seen with Wikileaks and the Russian hacking of government computers, no system is safe.

In many regards the Clinton emails are a red herring.

Over the years unfortunatel Hillary Clinton has developed as many enemies as the precocious Mr. Bill.

In future the Democratic Party should cleanse themselves of Clintonism…please do not select Chelsea Clinton ever, ever as a Democratic party candidate for President.

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The FBI theft of the election on behalf of Donald Trump is way more corrupt than JFK and Cook County vote in 1960.

What this tells the World is that a rogue element within the FBI can dictate who the next president of the US will be.

I don’t want to get conspiratorial with ya, but it does give credence to the theory that rogue elements in the CIA ( E.Howard Hunt, Gordon Liddy and others) may have assassinated JFK.

As I recall the day before the FBI coup, Clinton was leading the polls by an 8 percent lead on the basis of Trumps “pussy” remarks.

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Within hours of  Comey’s statements support in the polls for Clinton plummeted and she never recovered completely. But it also didn’t completely collapse.

I mean she did win the plurality of votes 48% to 47% for Trump so her support didn’t completely vanish.

But enough people who would have voted for Clinton probably stayed away to steal the election for Trump because Comey’s perfidy may have confirmed that she was corrupt after all.

But the system is rigged and needs reform so that the candidate that wins the popular vote becomes the president…that is democracy.

Consider, where as a Republican can win with 47% a Democratic candidate must get a least 50% of the popular vote to overcome the rigged system.

This means one vote for the Republican Candidate is worth more than one vote for the Democratic Candidate.

This fact gives lie to the American democratic principle of one man one vote. Some votes have greater weight than others.

Americans fight each election as if it’s the continuation of the Civil War and the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s.

In 2008 the sons of the emancipation proclamation and the civil rights act of 1964 won and elected the first ever Black American president.

In the outcome of this election the sons of the Confederacy and Jim Crow coalition won the election after eight years of Obama, the first black president of the United States.

All right so White Supremacy coalition wins, but the trends are not good for the KKK and the David Duke’s of America in the future. The majority of Americans repudiated Donald Trump’s bellicose racist, misogynistic , anti-Latino, anti-semitic and anti-Muslim message. The ridiculous anti-Democratic Electoral College system shut out the true winner of the American election.

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The Confederacy and Jim Crow Coalition will be crushed in 2020.

Just do the world a favour Democrats – nominate a better candidate who will get people motivated to get out and vote despite all the dirty tricks and voter suppression tactics employed by the Republicans.

I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Deplorables

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(Sung to the tune of I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts)

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing Roll up bowl a ball a penny a pinch

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: "People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.


There stands Donald Trump, he’s not very foosy
Lowers his hand and grabs them by the poosy
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables

Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
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I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
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There’s Ivana Trump, she once was his wife
Formerly the idol of his life
But he whacked her in the head
And screwed Marla Maples instead
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, roll up bowl a ball

Ive got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
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There’s Rudy Giuliani
He’s such a dink
His old man robbed a bank
So they sent him to the clink
Every word he says is
What Donald thinks

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
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There’s David Duke,
He’s such a puke
Walks around in white sheets
Burning crosses all day with the KKK
Cause he hates everybody
But Donald is his buddy and that makes him OK

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Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball

A penny a pincccccchchhhhhhhh,
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Ladies and gentlemen more Trump Deplorables he’s a got quite a lovely bunch you know!

Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey

Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey

Vladimir Putin, undisputin dictator of Russia

Vladimir Putin, undisputin dictator of Russia

And while they were alive - Saddam Hussein and Muammar  Gaddafi

And while they were alive – Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi

Pencey and the Brain

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

It’s Pencey and the Brain
Pencey and the Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll over throw the Earth
It’s Pencey, Pencey, Pencey and the
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Pencey: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: Same thing we always do Pencey, plan to take over the world!

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he was rigged

trumps_alien-abductiongreen2Donald Trump, Republican Presidential Candidate today claimed that he has been rigged by the dirty Democratic Party during the last 18 months of his incomparable run for the office of President of the United States and probably for most of his life.

The New York City real estate billionaire, who starred in NBC’s popular The Apprentice reality TV show, now claims he himself was rigged by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the dirty Democratic Party machine.

“Do you really think, I would do and say so many crazy and stupid, things in this election campaign?”

“Wouldn’t have happened folks..no way. I was rigged by the Dirty Democratic Machine run by Crooked Hillary and her gang of international financiers and aliens. Sad.”

Trump claims that Clinton, in a conspiracy with illegal aliens from the planet Tralfamadore in outer space, abducted him and brought him aboard an alien ship that took him to a clinic somewhere in the Yucatan Peninsula, where a remote control transmission and receiver computer chip was installed in his brain during a 10 hour operation using the most advanced alien technology.”

“Folks that pyramid shaped thing near Cancun, Mexico…landing strip for aliens, ” Trump declared. “Gotta be..those are aliens folks and they got me and they rigged me – rigged me good.”

“That’s what it is and that is why we need that wall. Got to have that wall to prevent aliens from Mexico rigging my brain,” Trump asserted.

Asked how he knew this to be true Trump replied that his good, strong and trustworthy friend of his told him so.

“My friend Vladimir Putin, told me this is true…he is the President of Russia you know…he ought to know folks…he’s got crooked Hillary’s emails after all..hacked them…hacked them real good. Love that guy.”

“And you know those emails Hillary destroyed?” Trump continued, ” – she destroyed them. Gotta go to jail for that…throw her in the clink. Crooked, nasty woman…she destroyed them emails folks so you would never know that she rigged my mind…yes it was rigged. My mind…my mind rigged by aliens and foreign financiers supporting that horrible woman.”

Asked what additional proof he had other than what Russian President Vladimir Putin told him to back up his claim, Trump replied he doesn’t have physical proof because crooked Hillary destroyed all the emails that described his abduction by aliens in detail and the operation they performed near Cancun, Mexico.

“That was all in the emails – she destroyed folks! How she used aliens financed by Mitsubishi and Toyota to rig my mind– need to tear up our treaties with Japan folks…it’s going to happen. Because the aliens, international financiers and the Japanese rigged my mind in Mexico!- Those aliens – bad bad hombres!”

“And when I get to be president I am going to demand crooked Hillary find that computer chip in my brain and take it out before I send to her to jail for a long, long, time,” Trump said. “Lock her up folks – gotta lock her up!”

Trump also claimed that his statements about wanting to grab women by their pussies was also rigged as was his overall $9 Billion dollar losses and his 1995 $900 million loss that he claimed on his tax return for an 18 year federal income tax exemption.

“As I was talking to Billy Bush, I didn’t want to say it folks. I didn’t want to use them words…no way,” Trump declared. “Never would – but my mind was rigged!”

” I was remotely controlled by crooked Hillary,”Trump said, ” and the Japanese, cause she loves sushi..yecch raw fish…only aliens eat raw things like people…they want to eat me folks, those aliens…need that wall real quick before the get me. Sad.”

“And as I was talking to Billy Bush I was trying to say what sweet folks those nice women were,” Trump said, “…but those aliens, folks…they controlled me and rigged my mind and instead I told Billy Bush, I just grab them by their pussies because famous people can do that.”

” Wasn’t me who said that ..crooked Hillary made me say it,” Trump said denying responsibility for the words that seriously damaged his presidential run and led to many Republican candidates for congress repudiating him.

“Nasty, horrible woman.. i don’t even think she has a pussy,” insisted Trump, “Besides, I hate pussy, love dogs…nice dogs, but those aliens, folks – they’re bad hombres whatever planet they come from.”

Trump said that he needs the people of the United States to come out in droves to vote for him on November 8 so he can win the election and be unrigged and have the chip removed from his brain.

He also pledged to Make America Great Again by spending up to $2 Trillion to have all American brains unrigged and have the aliens pay for the operations.

“Folks it was horrible what Hillary Clinton had those aliens do to me…Rig my mind….and if she did it to me…she did it to you too folks.” Trump stated.” Sad.”

“Crooked Hillary loves aliens more than the American people,” Trump continued, ” you can bet she rigged your brains too and she rigged your minds so you will vote for her. Gotta stop that from happening.”

Meanwhile Sean Hannity of Fox News announced that Fox Network will devote an entire two hours during prime time on November 1 a week before the election to allow Donald Trump the opportunity to explain to the American people how his mind was rigged in detail and describe how the aliens abducted him on the orders of that horrible woman, crooked Hillary Clinton.

Sad. Really Sad.

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I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

It is about time that the USA stands up for all its people and not only those born into the one percent or with blonde privilege or those whose skin is preferred. If America’s institutions, i…

Source: An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

It is about time that the USA stands up for all its people and not only those born into the one percent or with blonde privilege or those whose skin is preferred.

If America’s institutions, including the police, are not standing up for all the people then – whose land is it anyways?

Remember the American flag is not only white!

It is red, white and blue…for the past century or two Old Glory has been particularly bluer.

Liberty hangs her head in shame and tears stream down her face at the senseless slaughter of her children of colour.

Justice for all, respect for all or the national anthem is not worth standing for and if I may add not worth dying for! Unless a country stands for all its people.

Until all Americans can safely walk, drive, shop, run, party without being murdered by cops!

A couple of years ago, I was proud of a young unheard of QB, Colin Kaepernick as he, a rookie, led the San Francisco 49ers into the Super Bowl.

But I am even more proud of the man for his quiet, dignified message to America and the world.

America, live up to your self-declared reputation for being the land of the free where everyone has the right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.

An anthem is not worth standing for if a country does not stand up for all its people.

Trump’s hair is Un-American! Proof demanded of its origins!

Donald Trump on a bad hair day looking more his age.

Donald Trump on a bad hair day.

I think the people of the United States, indeed of the entire free world have a right to know if the next potential next President of the USA has real hair or if his hair is foreign in origin.

This is the start of the “Trump Hairist movement.”

I, for one, believe Trump’s hair is un-American.I don’t think it American at all. I suspect that Trump’s hair comes from a Parisian hair bank.

I challenge Mr. Trump to provide documentation to prove that his hair is American.

Let’s have the hair inspected at the Hair Club for Men or perhaps by a Blue Ribbon investigating committee consisting of hair replacement specialists.

Live TV coverage of the Hair Investigation Committee would be very American, and in keeping with the tradition stemming from the McCarthy Senate hearings, the Senate Select Committee on Watergate and the Iran-Contra hearings.

Come on! No 74 year old man has the hair of a young pony...fess up Trump where do you buy your hair! Show us your receipt to prove it is American!

Come on! No 74 year-old man has the hair of a young pony…fess up Trump where do you buy your hair? Show us your receipt to prove it is American!

In an article from Men’s Health Magazine Donald’s hair was analyzed by a Los Angeles dermatologist.

http://www.menshealth.com/grooming/donald-trumps-hair

“Dr. Paul McAndrews, a dermatologist in Los Angeles who specializes in hair restoration, can think of three other reasons why a man might choose a comb over: “To hide baldness, to hide a bad transplant, or to hide a flap surgery scar.”

That third option— flap surgery scar—is the rumor that’s gotten the most traction. This surgery involves cutting away the bald parts of the scalp—as in, actually removing large chunks of skin on your head—and then stretching and sewing together the skin that’s still producing hair.”

If it sounds Frankenstein Monster-esque, that’s because it is.”

Where did that boyish head of hair come from? America has a right to know!

Where did that boyish head of hair come from? America has a right to know!

The Men’s Health article goes on to say that, in 1993, Trump verbally and physically abused his then wife, Ivana Trump, over a failed flap surgery operation.

The article cites “The Lost Tycoon: the Many Lives of Donald J. Trump” (1993), an unauthorized biography. In the book, Trump berates Ivana for recommending a plastic surgeon, who apparently, botched it.

According to the Men’s Health article, the book quotes Trump as screaming, “Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” prior to grabbing her hair and pulling out handfuls of Ivana’s hair.”

According to Men’s Health Magazine, Trump denied the allegations and steadfastly has said this is untrue.

Gawker, the online news agency, that uncovered Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s cracking smoking ways, and his friendship with a basket of Canadian deplorables, has another theory about the origin’s of Donald Trump’s hair.

http://ivari.com/ivari-english/accueil-f-1.htm

Gawker, in a posting dated May 24, 2016, by reporter Ashley Fineberg,said it received a tip from a tipster, who is as mysterious as Trump is bombastic.

http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

This unidentified tipster, says he knows for a fact, that the source of Donald Trump’s illustrious hair is Paris-based Ivari.

Ivari uses a technique called microcylinder hair replacement and selected strands from its own Paris-based hair bank to give Donald that look.

From Ivari’s own web page, I have obtained this description of the microcylinder hair replacement system.

“This famous researcher (Edward Ivari) has dedicated his life to bringing solutions to hair loss and offers avant garde techniques, patented world-wide: the MICROCYLINDER and the I.D.M.P. allowing partial or total hair reconstitution, using 100% natural hair from the Ivari Hair Bank.

Edward Ivari proceeds with care as a stylist of haute couture and each intervention is a work of art. His unique technique allows you to recover the entirety of your hair in approximately 18 hours.”

I for one believe it is the Ivari system that Donald Trump uses.

I call on Mr. Trump to release immediately information on where his hair, obtained from the Ivari Hair Bank in Paris, originates.

And why does Mr. Trump have to go all the way to Paris? Isn’t good old American hair replacement technology good enough? How can he make “America Great Again”, if he doesn’t trust domestic hair replacement technology.

I call on Mr. Trump to release documents on the origin of his hair! America needs to know if its possible future president is wearing foreign grown hair.

Come clean Mr. Trump. Provide documentation of the origin of your hair. Now.

Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction

Here are the spoof lyrics I just wrote.

I hope to sing this and record it to Youtube in a day or so…

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: "People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald Trump’s mouth it is exploding
Violence foaming’, NRA bullets at Hillary loadin’
You’re old enough to vote but what’s with this joker joking?’
You don’t believe in hate but whats Donald confabulatin”?
And even the Republican Party is disintegrating

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I don’t understand what Trump’s trying to say
Except white people are all okay
But Mexican and Muslims please stay away
If Trump’s elected he’ll have the button and he’ll push it
Just scare them away

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing
Trump will build a wall to make them feel small,
But those crazy Mexicans will simply
Go underground and they’ll be tunnelling away
Through the heart of Texas and into the USofA
With the world on the march
There’ll be no one left to watch reality TV
Take a look at Donald Trump boy,He’s bound to scare you boy

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

Ok, let’s give due to the genius who penned and sang the original Eve of Destruction. Mr. Barry MacGuire. Your words ring true 52 years later.

Over to Barry!

(c) Fgiorno spoof “Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction” written August 18 2016
–original words Barry McGuire, Eve of Destruction 1964)

“Shadowy Mexican Underground Guerilla Leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz Mocks Trumps Wall Proposal…we will simply dig tunnels!”

Saying Mexican Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Murderers and Exploited Hotel and Casino Workers will Simply Tunnel their Way to poor paying jobs in the United States, Miguel Diaz laughed his trademark high pitched hyena laugh, before turning to his notorious Harvard educated translator Pedro dos Papagallos.

In a rare communique shadowy Mexican Underground guerilla leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz mocked Donald Trump’s policy of building a wall along the border with the United States.

Through dos Papagallos, Miguel Diaz said:

“Wall? No stinking wall is going to keep us Mexicans from coming into los Estados Unidos de los Americas (United States of America). Pui.. I spit in Trumpones’ face.” declared Miquel Diaz.

Speaking in Mexican Miquel Diaz continued: “Este Trumpone ‘ee eees mui loco eef, eee teenks a steeenking muro donde este lo salle dos banos…can keeping usted froma deeeging di mundo’s mucho profundo tunnel eento Los Estados Unidos,” Miquel Diaz boasted laughing maniacally.

Speaking dos Papagallos, Miquel Diaz added, ” With all due respect Mr. Trump may go ahead and build his wall, Indeed he should build it all the way to Uranus, a place I am sure he is well acquainted with.”

The dos Papagallos  continued after listening intently to a 15 minute rant by Miquel Diaz : “Shirley, and I do mean Shirley (his El Paso Texas, girlfriend, narco-hooker, revolutionary, and drug dealer and all round bad Mexican) –

” If Trump is intent on building this wall let him spend his own billions and not bankrupt the decent hard working taxpayers of America…because while he is building his wall we will be tunnelling 10,000 ft below ground. One thing we Mexicans can stand is the extreme heat of hell.”

“And once the wall is built we Mexicans will come in even greater numbers to spite his ugly Gringo face…stupid Bianqui!” sneered Miguel Diaz in contempt through his translator. “We will flood through many underground highways from hell to bring drugs, prostitutes, and exploited hotel and casino workers employed by Trump him self.”

Neither Trump nor any member of his campaign cared to comment, However, in a news release issued later Trump’s campaign chair Bozo the Clown said if the Mexicans plan on building a tunnel to the US — well we will just have to build the wall a little higher.”

"If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher," said Trump's Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

“If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher,” said Trump’s Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

Hillary Clinton rolling her eyes once more said. “Yes, Miguel Diaz is right on, he has a point,” she said. ” Trump is elected and he builds his wall the Mexicans will just dig so many tunnels the Texas border will look like cheese cloth.”

And as mysteriously as Francisco Mario y Miquel Diaz made his appearance he disappeared into the vast Mexican underground.

But before he vanished into the ether the gathered reporters heard a cackling laugh and a sneering voice say in Mexican .. ” Trump ee ees mucho absolulement loco…no steeeenking muro keep Chicanos away. hahahahahahhha we fabricados unos profundo tunnelos dos los diablos….hahahahahahahah.”

And he was gone.

Has Daffy Donald’s bozo wall idea finally come tumbling down?

Here is Fake News’ wall expert John Cougar Mellencamp to give you his musical answer, John over to you.

 

Trump Tells the World : ” I’m A Loser, Baby – So Why Don’t You Kill Me”

Loser Daffy Donald Trump hanging out with another loser friend Mouamar Gadaffi. "I love you Mouamar, I will follow you into the Dark."

Loser Daffy Donald Trump hanging out with another loser friend the late Mouammar Gadaffi. Trump was heard to shout “I love you Mouammar, I will follow you into the Dark.”

Donald Trump just cannot stop courting controversy.

Today Trump the Frump declared and I quote ” I’m a loser, baby so why don’t you kill me…”

Many took this statement from Trump to mean that he wants members of the National Rifle Association to kill him too because he doesn’t want to be upstaged should anything happen to Hillary Clinton and she get a massive upsurge of sympathy in the polls. Trumps fear comes after he,Trump, the dumbest man in America,suggested that the NRA members had in their hands the means to stop Clinton thanks to the 2nd Amendment.

Shortly after Trumpy uttered his “I’m a Loser” statement, one time semi-famous rock star Beck issued a statement that Trumpo directly plagiarized Beck’s only recognizable tune “Loser “and he wanted the alleged billionaire Trumpenstein to pay him some royalties.

Trump’s wife Melania accepted responsibility for the plagiarism saying she can’t help her self. She loved the song and it stuck in her head and she honestly believed it was an original thought in her mind when she told her husband about it.

Coming only a day after he urged National Rifle Association members to assassinate his rival Hilary Clinton as the only way he could possibly win the upcoming Presidential election, Trump’s statement was extremely stupid but well within the standards of craziness he has employed throughout his bizarre campaign to become the first openly crazy man to be elected President.

Many Americans recall that three previous presidents, Lyndon Baines Johsnson, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush were certifiable but they kept their craziness closeted. Although LBJ once was seen only US national TV tormenting a couple of beagle pups by holding them up by their ears until they yelped. Like Trump, Nixon and George W. were Republicans. LBJ was a Democrat who today many believe orchestrated the assassination of JFK.