Reagan and George W. are responsible for more deaths of Americans than Hillary Clinton’s emails by Frank Giorno: A Northern Blog – The world seen through northern eyes

The biggest hoax in American “truthiness” spread by Republican lies is this – that Hillary Clinton’s careless emails are deadly and have caused the loss of American lives.

That is absolute nonsense.

Even if you can stretch the truth and say some of the deaths in Libya may possibly, remotely be connected to her carelessness, that pales in comparison to Ronald Reagan’s record. Or George W. Bush’s record of carelessness.

In 1982, 282 American soldiers died under Ronald Reagan’s watch when a truck bomb slammed through the front gates of a US military in Lebanon.

Reagan failed to provided even the most cursory defense of the U.S. base during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon.

But the Democrats didn’t vilify Reagan. They were Americans First and stood by the country.

On September 11, a month after FBI agents warned George W. Bush that Saudi citizens in Minnesota at a flight school were only interested in take offs and didn’t show up for the landing portion of the course.

Bush did nothing. Well, he played golf and was on vacation in August 2001.

Several of the flight students slammed the jet into the World Trade Buildings.

The Democrats stood by the Republican president because they put America first.

Hillary Clinton who was the Democratic Senator for NY state worked hard to get funds to pay for the care the family of the killed firefighters, she worked closely with Rudolf Giuliani, then the Mayor of NY to get US government funds to reconstruct the devastated city.

The Republicans are anti-Americans because they put their party before the USA.

They have blown Hillary Clinton’s emails way out of the ball park of TRUTH and the AMERICAN WAY.

The media is complicit through their incompetence and  by not giving context and examining the truth.Their “objectivity” which as a graduate of the Ryerson School of Journalism, I know to really be laziness, leads one to believe that there is something there there when there isn’t.

I.F. Stone where are you when we need you…we can use an I.F. Stones Weekly now more than ever.

Reagan and Bush killed way more Americans than Clinton and Obama. do the math.

“Washington Celebrity Apprentice — Comey! You’re Fired! For Lacking Balls ” by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog — the World Seen Through Northern Eyes

James Comey was warned by the Attorney General’s office and the Department of Justice not to go public with the “Anthony Weiner-Hillary Clinton email” investigation letter to the Republican controlled congress.

Comey should be fired for insubordination.

fbi_comey-0dc08

James Comey, FBI Director, swearing to uphold the law…an oath he failed to keep.

James Comey is a weak and confused leader of the FBI who lacked the balls to do the right thing. He should have fired the pro-Trump FBI officers for insubordination.

weiner_mini_congress

FBI linking Weiner to Clinton emails stole election for Trump

 

Is no one in charge here? Are the inmates controlling the insane asylum?

If Comey told the NY FBI office to stop their leaks about the Anthony Weiner-Hillary Clinton alleged emails and they refused to listen, he should have fired them.

Instead Comey spreads the untruthful innuendos of the The Rudolf Giuliani Pro Trump FBI faction in a letter to Congress – Comey told congress and the world about unsubstantiated and false claims concerning Clinton’s email on Anthony Weiner’s cell phone and computers.

deplorables3_giuliani

Rudolf Giuliani former  DA Manhattan District, former Mayor of NY and a paid Trump stooge.

This swayed enough voters to abstain from voting Clinton or to stay home to steal the election for Donald Trump.

I would have fired the lot of Pro Trump FBI agents for insubordination. Leaking information before an investigation is complete is an egregious breach of police practices. This amounts to professional misconduct.

I know, I cover the police beat in Timmins, Ontario. North Country, Canada.

Whenever I press the local police chief about details of an unsolved murder for example, the chief always replies -“Sorry, can’t comment, the case is under investigation.”

The Timmins police chief doesn’t provide innuendo about someone who might be guilty. That would be shoddy and unethical if not illegal police tactics.

Comey on the other hand is all about babbling unsubstantiated details to the world. Details that as it turned out amounted to hill of bullshit.

There was nothing there – there.

Comey should have said nothing and he should have told the NY Pro-Trump FBI agents to follow police protocol…warn them if you didn’t they will be fired!

Comey could have ordered the seizure of the FBI Office and placed it under trusteeship under his direct command sequestering all FBI  computers and cell phones.

If agents didn’t obey Comey, he should have fired the lot and exposed Giuliani’s and Trump’s undue influence on the pack of FBI renegades from New York.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/comey-praises-brave-f-b-i-agents-who-had-to-touch-anthony-weiners-computer

Once Comey fired the lot for insubordination, I then would write a letter to Congress and the Attorney General explaining why this dangerous clique had to be fired, because they were going to leak untrue information about Clinton on the final week of the campaign and unjustly interfere with American democracy.

loretta_lynch_official_portrait

Loretta Lynch, US Attorney General

This incursion of the FBI into an election is the hallmark of any tin pot dictatorship in banana republics around the world.

Now if I were Obama or Loretta Lynch, the Attorney General,I would fire James Comey ASAP…for insubordination and incompetence. If Comey can’t control a rump faction of the FBI in New York that is controlled by Rudolf Giuliani what other gross injustices have occurred under his watch that have been simply swept under the rug.

barack_obama_6914245

Fire Covey, Obama!

Obama and or the Attorney General should quote the law as it stands and also Police Practice of never commenting on a case before all the facts are in as the bases of his action.

Of course Donald Trump would re-hire Comey on becoming President on January 20th…but Obama would be making a bold statement. The firing of Comey would be fact-based and hard to dispute.

deplorabes_sex

President-elect Donald Trump, like former U.S. President Bill Clinton, his former friend, is a serial groper of women who said he likes to “grab women by their pussy.”

The re-hiring of this blatantly incompetent FBI director by Trump could set the tone for the Trump regime — corrupt to the core.

The Comey Dirty Trick turned enough potential Clinton voters off in Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Florida to swing the election to Trump…less than a million voters had to be so turned off Clinton that they stayed home or went to vote for Trump.

And that is difference. Before Comey Clinton was up by as much as 8 percent in the polls…after Comey Clinton sunk to the bottom even trailing Trump by 2 percent the weekend before the election.

The majority of Clinton voters dismissed the Comey dirty trick…50,000,000 Americans plus voted for her, about 250,000 more than voted for Donald Trump.

Clinton won more votes than Trump And should be the legitimate president of the USA, but the USA doesn’t practice democracy and by a quirk of their goofy system Trump with less votes becomes President.

hillary-clinton-laughing

Clinton won the popular votes in the 2016 election. But the goofy and authoritarian Electoral College system denies the majority of Americans their choice of president elected by the people. America’s democracy is tainted.

That is like the second place runner being declared the Gold medal winner in the Olympics. Or the second place horse in the Kentucky Derby being declared the winner.

Comey’s dirty trick turned off a tiny, slim amount of support say 1/50th of Clinton’s support or one million voters were turned off enough to lose Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Florida.And give the Trumpster those badly needed electoral college votes.

Enough to steal the election for that Liar Trump.

Folks, we all know Trump is a Liar. He doesn’t represent working America. Unfortunately Trump pretended to listen to their voices when the Democrats under Hillary Clinton failed to connect with them.

Also don’t discount the ingrained American racism as a factor in Trump’s razor thin climb to the white house. This Make America Great Again slogan by Trump is really Make America White Again.

And it worked barely, but it worked.

Listen to Henry Rollins song Liar because the lyrics and the video that accompany the song tell the story of Donald Trump– the Liar.

Henry Rollins.jpg

Henry Rollins’ song Liar summons up Donald Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI

And oh yeah ! James Comey — You’re Fired!

Clinton Wins! But Still Loses – FBI Steals Election for Trump

hillary_clinton_secretary_of_state_portrait_crop

Folks it ain’t all that bad!

Consider – look beyond the rigged political system to see this – Hillary Clinton won the popular vote 48 to 47 present over Donald Trump.

The Democrats gained several seats in the Senate and now have 48 seats to the Republicans 51. Keep this in mind, not all those 51 Republican Senators are not Trump lackeys.

The arrogant Mr. Trump should keep this mind Job 1:21 – ” The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. ”

His razor thin win/loss does not give him carte blanche to implement a radical and careless amputation of Obama’s policies.

The outcome in the American election was way closer than the Brexit referendum – another instance when white supremacist and nativist reaction ruled the day in Britain as they voted in favour of leaving the European community.

How closer can it be? Clinton won. 48 percent. The system is rigged in favour of the Republicans who for the second time in the last 16 years gain the presidency with less votes than the Democrats.

And this is why before Obama leaves office he must order an investigation into FBIgate. The unbelievable and blatant dirty trick that stole the election from Hillary Clinton.fbi_comey-0dc08

What James Covey the FBI director did and the apparent pro-Trump FBI faction in New York City did is far more serious and then any thing Hillary Clinton’s emails have done.

The Department of Justice should find out who the rogue FBI pro-Trump faction consist of and fire them. They should look to see if Trump provided them with any perks and inducements such as free access to his golf courses.

According to Politico, James Kallstrom is the former FBI agent and pro-Trump supporter who claims he is channelling current FBI outrage over the mishandling of the Clinton emails. According to Politico Kallstrom who has openly endorsed Trump has spoken to FBI agents who are active in the Clinton email investigation.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/jim-kallstrom-fbi-clinton-investigation-230731

Is Kallstrom the conduit for FBI leakers in the eye of the storm created by Comey’s questionable actions? Which active FBI agents did Kallstrom speak to gain access to  confidential information about the Anthony Weiner investigation and linked it to Clinton’s email scandal?

The role of Rudolf Giuliani should also be investigated in this Trump rump in the FBI in NY city. As former the former senior District Attorney for the NY area and also as Mayor of NY City Giuliani no doubt developed and cultivated close relations with the FBI…and now Giuliani will become the next Attorney General of the US.

deplorables3_giuliani

According to the Daily Beast, Giuliani two days prior to the Comey announcement told Fox News

“I think he’s [Donald Trump] got a surprise or two that you’re going to hear about in the next few days. I mean, I’m talking about some pretty big surprises.”

Pressed for specifics, he said: “We’ve got a couple of things up our sleeve that should turn this thing around.”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/03/meet-donald-trump-s-top-fbi-fanboy.html

There is urgency in conducting an investigation before inauguration because when Rudolf Giuliani becomes Attorney General the cover up will begin with forensic completeness.

I hope Political Scientists study the impact that this bold and illegal move by the FBI had on stealing this election.

I have no doubt that Comey’s actions turned enough luke-warm Clinton supporters off and they didn’t vote. That was enough to steal the election in Trump’s favour.

Hillary and her association to Bill Clinton ultimately sunk her as did her stupidity in going to a private email server…what was the woman thinking of?

Has she ever explained why she breached government protocol of using government computer and email systems. That is the most puzzling question I have in my mind.

However, in her defense, we have seen with Wikileaks and the Russian hacking of government computers, no system is safe.

In many regards the Clinton emails are a red herring.

Over the years unfortunatel Hillary Clinton has developed as many enemies as the precocious Mr. Bill.

In future the Democratic Party should cleanse themselves of Clintonism…please do not select Chelsea Clinton ever, ever as a Democratic party candidate for President.

bill-clinton-the-comeback-id-july-2008

The FBI theft of the election on behalf of Donald Trump is way more corrupt than JFK and Cook County vote in 1960.

What this tells the World is that a rogue element within the FBI can dictate who the next president of the US will be.

I don’t want to get conspiratorial with ya, but it does give credence to the theory that rogue elements in the CIA ( E.Howard Hunt, Gordon Liddy and others) may have assassinated JFK.

As I recall the day before the FBI coup, Clinton was leading the polls by an 8 percent lead on the basis of Trumps “pussy” remarks.

usatrump

Within hours of  Comey’s statements support in the polls for Clinton plummeted and she never recovered completely. But it also didn’t completely collapse.

I mean she did win the plurality of votes 48% to 47% for Trump so her support didn’t completely vanish.

But enough people who would have voted for Clinton probably stayed away to steal the election for Trump because Comey’s perfidy may have confirmed that she was corrupt after all.

But the system is rigged and needs reform so that the candidate that wins the popular vote becomes the president…that is democracy.

Consider, where as a Republican can win with 47% a Democratic candidate must get a least 50% of the popular vote to overcome the rigged system.

This means one vote for the Republican Candidate is worth more than one vote for the Democratic Candidate.

This fact gives lie to the American democratic principle of one man one vote. Some votes have greater weight than others.

Americans fight each election as if it’s the continuation of the Civil War and the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s.

In 2008 the sons of the emancipation proclamation and the civil rights act of 1964 won and elected the first ever Black American president.

In the outcome of this election the sons of the Confederacy and Jim Crow coalition won the election after eight years of Obama, the first black president of the United States.

All right so White Supremacy coalition wins, but the trends are not good for the KKK and the David Duke’s of America in the future. The majority of Americans repudiated Donald Trump’s bellicose racist, misogynistic , anti-Latino, anti-semitic and anti-Muslim message. The ridiculous anti-Democratic Electoral College system shut out the true winner of the American election.

deplorables4_davkdduke

The Confederacy and Jim Crow Coalition will be crushed in 2020.

Just do the world a favour Democrats – nominate a better candidate who will get people motivated to get out and vote despite all the dirty tricks and voter suppression tactics employed by the Republicans.

I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Deplorables

usatrump

(Sung to the tune of I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts)

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing Roll up bowl a ball a penny a pinch

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: "People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.


There stands Donald Trump, he’s not very foosy
Lowers his hand and grabs them by the poosy
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables

Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
coconuts3
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Singing roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
deplorables2_ivana
There’s Ivana Trump, she once was his wife
Formerly the idol of his life
But he whacked her in the head
And screwed Marla Maples instead
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl a ball, roll up bowl a ball

Ive got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
deplorables3_giuliani
There’s Rudy Giuliani
He’s such a dink
His old man robbed a bank
So they sent him to the clink
Every word he says is
What Donald thinks

I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
Every vote you cast for me
Will be me rich so fabulously
I’ve got a lovely bunch of Deplorables
deplorables4_davkdduke

There’s David Duke,
He’s such a puke
Walks around in white sheets
Burning crosses all day with the KKK
Cause he hates everybody
But Donald is his buddy and that makes him OK

deplorables_david-duke
Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch
Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball

A penny a pincccccchchhhhhhhh,
deplorabes_sex

Ladies and gentlemen more Trump Deplorables he’s a got quite a lovely bunch you know!

Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey

Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey

Vladimir Putin, undisputin dictator of Russia

Vladimir Putin, undisputin dictator of Russia

And while they were alive - Saddam Hussein and Muammar  Gaddafi

And while they were alive – Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi

Pencey and the Brain

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight? Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

Pencey: Gee Donald what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Michael, plan to take over the world!

It’s Pencey and the Brain
Pencey and the Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll over throw the Earth
It’s Pencey, Pencey, Pencey and the
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Pencey: Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: Same thing we always do Pencey, plan to take over the world!

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he was rigged

trumps_alien-abductiongreen2Donald Trump, Republican Presidential Candidate today claimed that he has been rigged by the dirty Democratic Party during the last 18 months of his incomparable run for the office of President of the United States and probably for most of his life.

The New York City real estate billionaire, who starred in NBC’s popular The Apprentice reality TV show, now claims he himself was rigged by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the dirty Democratic Party machine.

“Do you really think, I would do and say so many crazy and stupid, things in this election campaign?”

“Wouldn’t have happened folks..no way. I was rigged by the Dirty Democratic Machine run by Crooked Hillary and her gang of international financiers and aliens. Sad.”

Trump claims that Clinton, in a conspiracy with illegal aliens from the planet Tralfamadore in outer space, abducted him and brought him aboard an alien ship that took him to a clinic somewhere in the Yucatan Peninsula, where a remote control transmission and receiver computer chip was installed in his brain during a 10 hour operation using the most advanced alien technology.”

“Folks that pyramid shaped thing near Cancun, Mexico…landing strip for aliens, ” Trump declared. “Gotta be..those are aliens folks and they got me and they rigged me – rigged me good.”

“That’s what it is and that is why we need that wall. Got to have that wall to prevent aliens from Mexico rigging my brain,” Trump asserted.

Asked how he knew this to be true Trump replied that his good, strong and trustworthy friend of his told him so.

“My friend Vladimir Putin, told me this is true…he is the President of Russia you know…he ought to know folks…he’s got crooked Hillary’s emails after all..hacked them…hacked them real good. Love that guy.”

“And you know those emails Hillary destroyed?” Trump continued, ” – she destroyed them. Gotta go to jail for that…throw her in the clink. Crooked, nasty woman…she destroyed them emails folks so you would never know that she rigged my mind…yes it was rigged. My mind…my mind rigged by aliens and foreign financiers supporting that horrible woman.”

Asked what additional proof he had other than what Russian President Vladimir Putin told him to back up his claim, Trump replied he doesn’t have physical proof because crooked Hillary destroyed all the emails that described his abduction by aliens in detail and the operation they performed near Cancun, Mexico.

“That was all in the emails – she destroyed folks! How she used aliens financed by Mitsubishi and Toyota to rig my mind– need to tear up our treaties with Japan folks…it’s going to happen. Because the aliens, international financiers and the Japanese rigged my mind in Mexico!- Those aliens – bad bad hombres!”

“And when I get to be president I am going to demand crooked Hillary find that computer chip in my brain and take it out before I send to her to jail for a long, long, time,” Trump said. “Lock her up folks – gotta lock her up!”

Trump also claimed that his statements about wanting to grab women by their pussies was also rigged as was his overall $9 Billion dollar losses and his 1995 $900 million loss that he claimed on his tax return for an 18 year federal income tax exemption.

“As I was talking to Billy Bush, I didn’t want to say it folks. I didn’t want to use them words…no way,” Trump declared. “Never would – but my mind was rigged!”

” I was remotely controlled by crooked Hillary,”Trump said, ” and the Japanese, cause she loves sushi..yecch raw fish…only aliens eat raw things like people…they want to eat me folks, those aliens…need that wall real quick before the get me. Sad.”

“And as I was talking to Billy Bush I was trying to say what sweet folks those nice women were,” Trump said, “…but those aliens, folks…they controlled me and rigged my mind and instead I told Billy Bush, I just grab them by their pussies because famous people can do that.”

” Wasn’t me who said that ..crooked Hillary made me say it,” Trump said denying responsibility for the words that seriously damaged his presidential run and led to many Republican candidates for congress repudiating him.

“Nasty, horrible woman.. i don’t even think she has a pussy,” insisted Trump, “Besides, I hate pussy, love dogs…nice dogs, but those aliens, folks – they’re bad hombres whatever planet they come from.”

Trump said that he needs the people of the United States to come out in droves to vote for him on November 8 so he can win the election and be unrigged and have the chip removed from his brain.

He also pledged to Make America Great Again by spending up to $2 Trillion to have all American brains unrigged and have the aliens pay for the operations.

“Folks it was horrible what Hillary Clinton had those aliens do to me…Rig my mind….and if she did it to me…she did it to you too folks.” Trump stated.” Sad.”

“Crooked Hillary loves aliens more than the American people,” Trump continued, ” you can bet she rigged your brains too and she rigged your minds so you will vote for her. Gotta stop that from happening.”

Meanwhile Sean Hannity of Fox News announced that Fox Network will devote an entire two hours during prime time on November 1 a week before the election to allow Donald Trump the opportunity to explain to the American people how his mind was rigged in detail and describe how the aliens abducted him on the orders of that horrible woman, crooked Hillary Clinton.

Sad. Really Sad.

Wrecking Ball Trump

I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

It is about time that the USA stands up for all its people and not only those born into the one percent or with blonde privilege or those whose skin is preferred. If America’s institutions, i…

Source: An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

An anthem is not worth standing for unless a country stands for all its people

It is about time that the USA stands up for all its people and not only those born into the one percent or with blonde privilege or those whose skin is preferred.

If America’s institutions, including the police, are not standing up for all the people then – whose land is it anyways?

Remember the American flag is not only white!

It is red, white and blue…for the past century or two Old Glory has been particularly bluer.

Liberty hangs her head in shame and tears stream down her face at the senseless slaughter of her children of colour.

Justice for all, respect for all or the national anthem is not worth standing for and if I may add not worth dying for! Unless a country stands for all its people.

Until all Americans can safely walk, drive, shop, run, party without being murdered by cops!

A couple of years ago, I was proud of a young unheard of QB, Colin Kaepernick as he, a rookie, led the San Francisco 49ers into the Super Bowl.

But I am even more proud of the man for his quiet, dignified message to America and the world.

America, live up to your self-declared reputation for being the land of the free where everyone has the right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.

An anthem is not worth standing for if a country does not stand up for all its people.

Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction

Here are the spoof lyrics I just wrote.

I hope to sing this and record it to Youtube in a day or so…

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: "People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald Trump’s mouth it is exploding
Violence foaming’, NRA bullets at Hillary loadin’
You’re old enough to vote but what’s with this joker joking?’
You don’t believe in hate but whats Donald confabulatin”?
And even the Republican Party is disintegrating

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I don’t understand what Trump’s trying to say
Except white people are all okay
But Mexican and Muslims please stay away
If Trump’s elected he’ll have the button and he’ll push it
Just scare them away

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing
Trump will build a wall to make them feel small,
But those crazy Mexicans will simply
Go underground and they’ll be tunnelling away
Through the heart of Texas and into the USofA
With the world on the march
There’ll be no one left to watch reality TV
Take a look at Donald Trump boy,He’s bound to scare you boy

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

Ok, let’s give due to the genius who penned and sang the original Eve of Destruction. Mr. Barry MacGuire. Your words ring true 52 years later.

Over to Barry!

(c) Fgiorno spoof “Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction” written August 18 2016
–original words Barry McGuire, Eve of Destruction 1964)

“Shadowy Mexican Underground Guerilla Leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz Mocks Trumps Wall Proposal…we will simply dig tunnels!”

Saying Mexican Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Murderers and Exploited Hotel and Casino Workers will Simply Tunnel their Way to poor paying jobs in the United States, Miguel Diaz laughed his trademark high pitched hyena laugh, before turning to his notorious Harvard educated translator Pedro dos Papagallos.

In a rare communique shadowy Mexican Underground guerilla leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz mocked Donald Trump’s policy of building a wall along the border with the United States.

Through dos Papagallos, Miguel Diaz said:

“Wall? No stinking wall is going to keep us Mexicans from coming into los Estados Unidos de los Americas (United States of America). Pui.. I spit in Trumpones’ face.” declared Miquel Diaz.

Speaking in Mexican Miquel Diaz continued: “Este Trumpone ‘ee eees mui loco eef, eee teenks a steeenking muro donde este lo salle dos banos…can keeping usted froma deeeging di mundo’s mucho profundo tunnel eento Los Estados Unidos,” Miquel Diaz boasted laughing maniacally.

Speaking dos Papagallos, Miquel Diaz added, ” With all due respect Mr. Trump may go ahead and build his wall, Indeed he should build it all the way to Uranus, a place I am sure he is well acquainted with.”

The dos Papagallos  continued after listening intently to a 15 minute rant by Miquel Diaz : “Shirley, and I do mean Shirley (his El Paso Texas, girlfriend, narco-hooker, revolutionary, and drug dealer and all round bad Mexican) –

” If Trump is intent on building this wall let him spend his own billions and not bankrupt the decent hard working taxpayers of America…because while he is building his wall we will be tunnelling 10,000 ft below ground. One thing we Mexicans can stand is the extreme heat of hell.”

“And once the wall is built we Mexicans will come in even greater numbers to spite his ugly Gringo face…stupid Bianqui!” sneered Miguel Diaz in contempt through his translator. “We will flood through many underground highways from hell to bring drugs, prostitutes, and exploited hotel and casino workers employed by Trump him self.”

Neither Trump nor any member of his campaign cared to comment, However, in a news release issued later Trump’s campaign chair Bozo the Clown said if the Mexicans plan on building a tunnel to the US — well we will just have to build the wall a little higher.”

"If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher," said Trump's Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

“If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher,” said Trump’s Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

Hillary Clinton rolling her eyes once more said. “Yes, Miguel Diaz is right on, he has a point,” she said. ” Trump is elected and he builds his wall the Mexicans will just dig so many tunnels the Texas border will look like cheese cloth.”

And as mysteriously as Francisco Mario y Miquel Diaz made his appearance he disappeared into the vast Mexican underground.

But before he vanished into the ether the gathered reporters heard a cackling laugh and a sneering voice say in Mexican .. ” Trump ee ees mucho absolulement loco…no steeeenking muro keep Chicanos away. hahahahahahhha we fabricados unos profundo tunnelos dos los diablos….hahahahahahahah.”

And he was gone.

Has Daffy Donald’s bozo wall idea finally come tumbling down?

Here is Fake News’ wall expert John Cougar Mellencamp to give you his musical answer, John over to you.